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Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000
remember when rbg died. that was like white woman 9/11
Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.
You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life
Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.
Gram-gram knew how to party
dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.
All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs
This is what it’s like to be an adult.
in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.
Item: Metal Elemental whose only goal in life is to shun a life of combat and strife and instead to be used as furniture, but always makes it weird when somebody agrees to it
